THONGS

You know that you've bought the wrong pair of slippers when :

1. Your sister keeps saying how nice your new slippers will look on her.
2. When you see your slippers outside and try to figure out which girl they belong to, only to realize that those were the slippers you just bought yesterday.
3. When for a split second, the thought of how nice it matches your pink boxers slipped into your mind.

So, the MORAL of the story is (for guys), when getting a new pair of slippers/flip flops/THONGS(LOL), get a plain black one.

 

And I sh*t you not,

when I put these babies on,

it's so comfy that I could literally hear this:

"Pink Fluffly Unicorns

Dancing On Rainbows"

:OOO

TANGLUNG HIJAU

Last Tuesday, I went out with a couple of friends from my old college KLIUC to watch "Green Lantern". Honestly, I was kinda psyched bout the show. Even memorized the oath so I could recite it at the same time (LOL). But.. It didn't really turn out how I thought it would. It's not like I have high expectations for this show, but I thought that ending was kinda crappy. Then again, almost all Superheroes' movies have crappy endings. Especially form Marvel. But Green Lantern's from DC, definitely could've done better but........wtv la..

After the movie, we went STRAIGHT to Popeyes. Just like the old times. Talking crap, shoving at each other, ogling on hawt girls. Man, we totally acted like a bunch of kids. 3 of us took up 3 tables for ourselves and the food was amazing as usual. While eating, we updated each other bout our lives, bad mouthed our respective colleges, talked bout the good-ol-days, gossiped bout other mutual friends(LOL), and also, talked ALOT of shit. And by then, I also came to realize how much I actually miss KLIUC. And it's not just the people that I miss, I actually miss everything about it. Except the crappy admin services.

Anyway.. Enough bout my babblings and ramblings.
Here's another google translate I find really funny.
ENJOY! :)


English version:

Green Lantern Oath


In brightest day,
In blackest night.
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power,
Green lantern's light!


Malay version:

Tanglung Sumpah Hijau

Pada hari terang,
Pada malam blackest.
Tiada kejahatan akan terluput penglihatan saya.
Dan orang-orang yang menyembah itu mungkin jahat,
Awas kuasa saya,
Hijau tanglung itu cahaya!




LOL!

Things learned in one night.

1.) Don't eavesdrop. Because you might not like what you hear.
2.) Never expect anything. Period. That way, you'll never get disappointed.
3.) Don't accept a drink from your sister after 1am.
4.) Don't spill alcohol on your phone. I think my phone's drunk.
5.) Don't listen to emo songs after going through number 1 - 4.

And today was supposed to be a good, happy day.
THANKS number 1.

:/

NEW CBOX!!

Do you know what's wrong with society these days?
I'll tell you what!
FREAKING COMPUTER GENERATED SPAMS (CGS)!!

That's why we have CBOX with captcha!
UP YOURS! FREAKING CGS!

:D

54 years of wisdom

On 17th May of 2011, My dad turned 54. It's not the number of years that actually mattered, it's the celebration. We wanted to have dinner at EMPIRE's Chilli's on the 16th, cause my dad likes the fajitas at Chilli's and also because me and my sister planned to get some margaritas. But unfortunately, it was too packed and we didn't want to wait for 30 minutes to get seated, so we went to this other place. SERAI. No alcohol there. But it was alright I guess. Food there's not too shabby. The place is nice. And apparently the cake's good too. But other than that, nothing too special. But I will always remember that place cause my dad, being the birthday boy and all, forced us siblings to do something super embarrassing. He made us squeeze our faces together and take a picture to 'capture the moment' or something like that. There's this waiter that's standing near our table, he was practically laughing his a** off. How rude. And my sister thinks he might be a vampire. And I agree. So anyway. Here are the pics.

Yea. And now you know why the waiter was laughing. And I'm not sure if anyone noticed, but my sister looks almost the same for all 3 of the pictures. I find that kinda creepy. But anyways,

HAPPY 54th BIRTHDAY once again DAD!

:)

VROOM VROOM

I so need a car.

:(

RE-FLEX-I-ON

Today has been a very enlightening day for me. There a few incidents that led to it. I wouldn't say it was a bad day. I mean, I got to watch Fast & Furious 5 after what seems to be sooo long. Spent time with............I'll get to that next time.

Well, why I said today was enlightening is because, Firstly, I realized that, gossiping really packs a punch. Yea of course we all know it hurts and sh*t. But to truly understand how the one on the receiving end feels. Man... It stings. And I'm not even ON the receiving end, HECK, I don't even like the dude. But still, I felt really really REALLY bad for him. So I halfa**edly tried defending him. And somehow only managed to make things worse. Sorry dude, I tried. And at that moment, I did a sort of reflection of myself. In this area. GOSSIPING. How many people have I gossiped about in my life? Yea sure, at that time when it's happening it's funny, but must we really put other people down in order for us to have a good time or for whatever reason at all? Well. Food for thought for all of us I guess.

Secondly, I realized that when I drive, I turn into an asshole. And I cuss a lot. Okay fine. I cuss a lot even when I'm not driving, but I'm working on that. And that's not even the point. The point is, driving made me say sh*t I didn't even know I could bring myself to say and act like an asshole. This reminds me of one of Rev. Vincent's sermon. He once preached about how this guy had a bumper sticker saying "SMILE. Jesus loves you." But when a car cut his lane, he got pissed and gave the other driver the finger and was cussing all the way. He wasn't smiling at all. And yea. I may have changed the story a bit, but who cares? You're missing the point again!

This actually made me think. A LOT. I'm not only talking about just while on the road or about gossiping, but in every aspect of my life, am I REALLY reflecting Jesus in my life. Or setting Jesus as the ULTIMATE role model in my life and strive to be just like him? (the whole "What.Would.Jesus.do?" thingy) Well, obviously not. We can't all be saints. Though I'm not too sure if God will accept that excuse on judgement day.

But I think I'll start trying harder from now on.

I THINK.